tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11737191.post117009434437404760..comments2023-07-04T06:47:43.147-05:00Comments on Robo-Pirate vs. The Beer gut!: "Vegetarian Mumbo Jumbo"*Getting rid of my beer guthttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02572212184954243665noreply@blogger.comBlogger5125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11737191.post-1172790395029968892007-03-01T17:06:00.000-06:002007-03-01T17:06:00.000-06:00hee! I love Lauren.First of all, why eat vegetable...hee! I love Lauren.<BR/><BR/>First of all, why eat vegetables that look like bacon? Bacon is GOOD. Just eat bacon. Seriously, the American Bacon Producers should hire me to do their ad campaigns. Because "Just eat bacon."? Advertising GOLD. <BR/><BR/>And I hope that that fucking douche knows that in the very act of serving food to others, he is not participating in democracy, because I'm pretty sure that he didn't elect to serve your food. He is compelled by his desire for continued employment to perform the tasks assigned to him. <BR/><BR/>And forgive me if this sounds captialist-piggish, but Spiral Diner could get sued if Baby Karl Marx said that shit to the wrong people. Because in the American brand of democracy (which isn't democracy at all, if you want to get right down to it), one right we hold sacred is the right to the frivolous lawsuit. I want to go kick that kid in his dreadlocked head.amandahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/18401710782035918062noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11737191.post-1170838291369071432007-02-07T02:51:00.000-06:002007-02-07T02:51:00.000-06:00I sort of hate that guy. And vegans in general. Bu...I sort of hate that guy. And vegans in general. But that's just me. I would've asked him if he supported cheeseburgers. When he said no, I'd laugh in his face. Because cheeseburgers are delicious, and that's a cause I can get behind.laurenhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05630454747223316933noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11737191.post-1170430648379767422007-02-02T09:37:00.000-06:002007-02-02T09:37:00.000-06:00Hell yeah! I'm jealous. I missed the Queers last...Hell yeah! I'm jealous. I missed the Queers last night, but Dick Dale is on Monday. Your face is going to get totally melted at that show.Getting rid of my beer guthttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02572212184954243665noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11737191.post-1170377099010137132007-02-01T18:44:00.000-06:002007-02-01T18:44:00.000-06:00the vegan diner pad in my hometown at least has th...the vegan diner pad in my hometown at least has the courtesy to refrain from confrontational debate tactics and simply keep a stack of pamphlets detailing (in full color photo) the horrendous conditions animals are kept in at factory farms for you to browse through while waiting for your vegan cheesteak.<BR/><BR/>personally, i'd prefer a box of crayons (the crayola 4 pack, of course) and a placemat with a maze on it in the shape of a clowns head (or some other such appetite-inducing arts and craft activity.) <BR/><BR/>condescension is for the birds. <BR/><BR/>on a lighter note - going to hear mastodon belt out some tunes from their great "blood mountain" record live in a week and a half. appreciate you pulling my ear to that as i was unaware of its release due to my newly found fatherhood that was going down at the same time. <BR/><BR/>here's to metal...andrew m.https://www.blogger.com/profile/04563724813220937467noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11737191.post-1170355267987667562007-02-01T12:41:00.000-06:002007-02-01T12:41:00.000-06:00as stated before... if I were to start a revolutio...as stated before... if I were to start a revolution I would revolutionalize something cooler than Democracy... I mean... There are much cooler things out there, such as robotsjenhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15987847472525734385noreply@blogger.com