Nelly Furtado is back with a new album! To celebrate, I've rewritten part of the chorus-outro to the "Like a Bird." Why? because I want her to read it and think I'm hilarious and marry me. Unless she's crazy. I don't want to marry her if she's crazy.
I'm like a bird,
Except I can't fly,
and I don't have feathers,
and I don't eat worms,
(but baby yeah) I'm like a bird,
but-with-a human-sized brain,
I don't bathe in a gutter,
I don't hatch from an egg
(butstillbabyyeah) I'm like a bird,
but don't live in a tree,
guess it's a bad simile,
doesn't really describe me
Ad nauseum.
--The Robo-Pirate
2 comments:
HAHAHAHAHA! Thanks for the laugh.
LOL sadly I never could tell what she said anyway.
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