From a Craigslist' Musicians post:
"I'm a lead guitarist in a metal (all kinds, death, black, thrash etc.) band
called Tears Bring Fire..."
TEARS BRING FIRE?
I had no idea! In my experience, tears have brought sympathy, embarrassment, pathos, derision, comedy, commiseration, joy, schadenfreude, capitulation and of course, sodium chloride, but obviously, I have really underestimated their carrying and delivery capacity.
I submit that tears might also bring:
nothing to the table
enough for everyone
paper plates and napkins
a world of pain
a message of peace
about a paradigm shift
a change of clothes
invasive, foreign fauna
way too much luggage for three days
the wrong maps
their own dice but no Monster Manuals
your ex along, much to your chagrin
the dead to life
the wrong cables
up who she's sleeping with now
that one guy who's totally sketchy
you Chuck Liddell vs. Tito Ortiz plus $2-wells and $4-Jagerbombs!
an end to the suffering, at least