"I'll be doing what?"

My eyes are crossing in trepidation. I just read a meeting request that contained the sentence "Steve will lead the meeting."

I have no idea what leading a meeting entails. It might as well have read, "Steve will be planning the next space shuttle mission" or "Steve will be demonstrating how to turn pickles into chickens."

--The Robo-Pirate

p.s.
On the plus side, this looks like a job for....

STEVE'S MEETING PANTS!!!