Thursday, March 09, 2006

How to Make a Band ca. 2003-2006

Dump your sister's jeans, a shirt from your favorite metalcore band, backwards hair, doublekick pedals and tuneless vocals into Protools. Wrap resulting mess in lengthy name made from a subordinate clause or prepositional phrase. Simmer on Myspace for ten minutes. Serve immediately. Feeds ten.

--The Robo-Pirate

1 comment:

Mikey said...

The protools really is making everything sound the same isn't it?
Or is it that everyone is just playin' the same crap at the same time? Or both?