Thursday, July 20, 2006

Spider-Vac

LOOK AT THIS THING!

Pretty sweet way to get rid of bugs, though I have a few suggestions for improvement. It needs a longer tube, say, maybe ten feet longer, and possibly someone else to operate it for you. Also, the little chamber in which the bug gets trapped is missing a couple whirling blades. It also needs a reverse-suction function to blow the chopped-up bug pieces out the patio slider. Basically, what I really want is a combination vacuum, food processor and blow dryer. Someone needs to get on that.

--The Robo-Pirate

5 comments:

flippinwatermom said...

Or, you can call your mother and she will smash them for you with a paper towell or her shoe. Only you, Robo would be looking for a spider vac.

ANDREW M. said...

the fake spider in that pic is hysterical. few things in this life are more joyous than bad animal puppetry.

Robo-Pirate said...

Or bad President puppetry (I'm looking at you, Dick Cheney).

Liz said...

I'm wondering if they can just crawl out once you suck them up. My house is filled with spiders and I hate it. So as soon as you get on someone to kill them for you, let me know. They have a job with me.

alibean said...

why would you want to release bugs out into the wild? i wouldn't feel satisfied until i knew it was soundly smushed and flushed down a toilet.