Monday, August 07, 2006
Starry, Starry Night
Dear Dr. Berhard's Office,
You know how Canada's healthcare is supposed to be free, but the drawback is that you have to wait for a long time before you can get in to see a doctor?
WELL, I DON'T LIVE IN FUCKING CANADA!!!
I'm about to cut my goddamn ear off rather than wait for my appointment tomorrow morning!
Sure, I guess I should have gone to the appointment I made for last Monday on the PRECEDING FRIDAY, but my ear ache went away over that weekend. Bank hours are more accessible than yours. And why was the office closed after noon? Was there a holiday I was unaware of? Why couldn't I have been passed on to the partner? Have you seen Resevoir Dogs? Because I'm about to tie myself to a chair and call Michael Madsen.
I'm just saying is all.