A List of Super-Rare Wishlist Items That You Probably Won't Get No Matter How Good You Are
1. Enriched uranium
2. Dilithium crystals
3. Stradivarius violin (apparently you can get one here.)
4. Clemency
5. Liver transplant
6. Cop when you need one
7. Chance to do college over
8. Wisecracking pet griffin
9. Eternal youth for Bob Barker
10. Grimace-hide cowboy boots
11. Invulnerability
12. Wings that work
13. Bill Waterson's return
14. Dino DNA!
15. For mopey, one-handed whiner to join you and rule the galaxy as father and son
16. A way out of this crappy deal memo
17. A "yes" answer to your prayer
18. For uppity rock critic to like your band
19. Indiana Jones IV
20. For 2008 to roll around so you can retire to your Crawford ranch and finally build that potato gun.
--The Robo-Pirate
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