The quote below comes from a follow-up story to the one about the Pope pissing off Muslims by quoting dead emperors. For greater emphasis, I have occluded the most astounding portion of the quote through sophisticated coding techniques. To achieve the MAXIMUM LEVEL of incredulity, highlight the area immediately following "the" and deliberately and slowly drag across. Have fun!
"In Iraq, where an effigy of the pope was burned Monday, parliament speaker Mahmoud al-Mashhadani called his apology 'inadequate and not commensurate with the MORAL DAMAGE CAUSED TO MUSLIM'S FEELINGS'."
Moral damage caused to Muslim's feelings? Is that what this is about? Hurt feelings? Are you guys in kindergarten? I had no idea that Islamic fundamentalists were so sensitive. It's like you're a bunch of pissy gay guys. Even Richard Simmons is annoyed.
Honestly. The Pope said he was sorry--what more do you want?
You don't see the Western world getting bent out of shape over any of your remarks*, and you've been calling us the Great Satan for almost thirty years. Quit being such fucking babies, Extremists. We have cartoons over here that devote entire episodes to poking fun at Jesus, and you don't see anyone getting set on fire. Maybe you should lighten up. It would solve a lot of problems for everyone.
I'm just saying is all.
--The Robo-Pirate
*Blowing us up , however, tends to raise our ire considerably. It would be great if you'd knock that shit off. Maybe we'd even get out of your country. If it were up to me, we'd be out today.
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