Top ten places to hide if you are able to turn invisible

1. In plain sight.

2. Right under her nose.

3. Anywhere.

4. Everywhere.

5. The Oval Office.

6. Wherever you want.

7. Mervyn's.

8. The video arcade around closing time

9. Your favorite bar.

10. The scene of the crime.

--The Robo-Pirate

p.s.
This was Nerdingle P. Nerdlinger's idea.