My friend and surrogate older sister Danielle sent me this link about a computer fix-it guy who claims to be non-creepy. To be fair, his rates are pretty cheap. But then again, so are you if you hire him.
In case you didn't bother clicking the link, some guy put an ad up on Craig's List about how he'll fix your PC if you let him touch your boobs. Now don't you want to read the article?